You'll Hate These

Just a quick one this month. Here’s three rhyming euphemisms to never say:

• Slap laps – have sex

• Bury the cherry – have sex, but for the first time

• Produce the juice – urinate

I’m deeply sorry, to you and to humanity at large. This knowledge is perhaps too terrible, too dangerous for mortal minds. As Oppenheimer said upon witnessing the first successful test of the atomic bomb, “I am become death, destroyer of words.”