J*sus Chr*st

Happy Easter. Here’s a list of all the ways I know to say “Jesus Christ” without saying “Jesus” or “Christ”:

• Gee whillikers
• Gee whiz
• Jeepers creepers
• Jiminy Christmas
• Jiminy Cricket
• Jeeze Louise
• Judas Priest
• Jumping Jehosephat
• Jeezy Creezy
• Jersey Mike’s
• Cheese and rice
• Cheese and crepes
• Jibjab Crumbo
• Bajeezus
• Bejabbers
• Holy Chris
• For crying out loud
• Cripes
• Crikey
• Fuck

Enjoy spring.